Pokemon Randomizer: [link] It should already be on the proper settings. Only one Pokemon per question. Tag one or more people when you're finished.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Oh. O-okay.. even though I hate fighting this thing, I guess we /could/ get along..
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Ha! He looks like he'd be good in a science project!!
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Well this is awkward..
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Starly (sorry, couldn't find an icon for this one xD)
I'm sorry.. why would I dump him to be with that ant??? ;A;
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
.....pleasesavemefrommycurrentboyfriend? Plz? :'3
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Ahhhhh he's back! And he's grown too! Comehere <3
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
It's okay, I can make another cheesecake <3
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Seems like it was a legendary experience~
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Alomomola (sorry, couldn't find an icon for this one xD)
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
BUT!!! Didn't he want to kill me???? ;A;
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
NO!!! ;^; WHYYYYYYYYY??
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Rhydon (sorry, couldn't find an icon for this one xD)
I guess I won't have to worry about being robbed or anything
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPHHYYYYYYRRRRRR~~~ <3 (this will be explained soon in my nuzlocke xD)
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Eh. Better than a durant..
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Nightmares, nighmares every night ;A;
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! *it's super effective!*
I'm lazy to tag... well, I tag anyone who wants to do it